I have a couple of friends who are begrudgingly on Tinder, an app that lets you see eligible singles in your area so that you can decide to meet them based purely on physical attraction. They were having so much fun being horrified at the options out there, i joined in the fun, and also a supposedly more ritzy app called Bumble. Soon I noticed this interesting phenomenon: men choosing to hold dead things in their profile picture.
And I mean the lead profile picture, which hints that they put a modicum of thought into what might attract a woman, and decided it would be a dead thing.
Good luck out there, ladies who want to be caught, and fish who don’t.