Jolly Llama Holiday

CanCan, 15 December 2009,
Categories: Eating, Reviews
Tags: Eating

Baby, it’s cold outside, but that doesn’t mean I will pass on a frozen treat.

I’m excited about Jolly Llama Squeezable Whole Fruit Sorbets in single-serving tubes; frozen deliciousness with only 75 calories per serving.

And extra awesome, Jolly Llama sorbets are made with whole fruit AND they use sustainable and 100% recyclable packaging.
This is my first brush with an all-natural, low in calories, vitamin-rich frozen treat, and I think I’m in love!

There are four exotic and healthy-licious flavors: blueberry, acai, strawberry, and mango. If you can’t find them at a grocery store near you, arrange home delivery through www.jollyllamasorbets.com.

No GMO corn syrup, no artificial yuckies, just tasty sorbet in a nice 100% recyclable tube.

Jolly Llama sorbets are sweetened with natural pure cane sugar, and fortified with Vitamin A and Vitamin C.

They are gluten-free, and contain no allergens.
Jolly Llama gets extra points for partnering with local California nutrition and sustainability programs in schools and communities, and donating a portion of sales to organizations dedicated to ending global hunger (for the win!).
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

The hot dog vendor said “that will be $2.50″ and the Dalai Lama handed him a five.

And waited.

The Dalai Lama said “Hey where’s my change?”

The hot dog vendor said “change must come from within”

The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his hot dog, but it gave him bad breath and bothered his sore tooth.

The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. Although old and frail, he walked often, and he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is known as the “super-calloused fragile mystic exhibiting halitosis.”

The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama’s tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to “transcend dental medication.”

Ba-dum-bum!

Jolly Llama sent me some delicious sorbets to sample. Yums! I complied the Dalai Lama jokes by exhaustive googling.

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