I get several emails each week with “information to share with your readers!”. This is information that usually involves exciting things like a special on an expensive hotel room in a random place in the world, something amazeBallZ a celeb is doing, has worn, or will do, or fah-BOOO local events in places where I don’t live. But glad to know about that new park in SomeOtherState, USA!
I’m sorry to hold out on you guys like this. Maybe my readers DO want to know all of this tedious information! I mean I just delete it becase it is a waste of my time and there is no reciprocation involved for me posting, but…are you mad at me?
This is a real article I was sent to share with you. Except I changed the names to make it more awesome.
Celebrity Baby Scoop CanCan Takes A Look At 10 Random Pregnant Celebrities Ladies Who You Don’t Know
From THE CHILDREN’S LIBRARIAN to THE WAITRESS AT SIZZLER, Hollywood SOME RANDOM PLACE LIKE TULSA is in the midst of a baby boom and the mommies-to-be are absolutely glowing!
CANCAN has put together a look at ten of your favorite pregnant NORMAL LADIES – including THE LUNCH LADY, YOUR BOSS’S DAUGHTER, A Cashier At A Gas Station, Your Catholic Bestie, A Former Highschool Classmate You Sort Of Knew, That Ridiculously Perfect Neighbor, and The One Who Works Upstairs You Don’t Know Her Name But You Always Smile In Passing - complete with quotes from the proud expecting ladies.
First time mommies-to-be include THE LUNCH LADY who recently touted, “I’ve had such a great time being pregnant that you’re probably going to see me more pregnant than not in the next few years because I’m really digging it.”
YOUR BOSS’S DAUGHTER, another member of the first-time mommy club, adjusted her eating habits after becoming pregnant. She explains, “I actually went back to being vegetarian when I became pregnant, just because I felt like I wanted that stuff. I was listening to my body to have eggs and dairy and that sort of stuff. I know there are people who do stay vegan, but I think you have to be careful, watch your iron levels and your B12 levels and supplement those if there are things you might be low in in your diet.”
The veteran moms club includes A Cashier At A Gas Station who is more ready for her second bundle of joy, saying “This time I’m actually set up. Whereas before with (JACOB, or maybe EMMA) I didn’t even have a nursery. I didn’t really have a house until I was seven months pregnant. This time it feels like I actually got to paint a nursery. I actually have a color in a room! This is a totally different pregnancy, completely. It couldn’t be more opposite.”
Self-proclaimed “baby machine” Your Catholic Bestie is expecting her third child in July and recently joked, “[I'm due in] two more months … in dog years, so that’s 25. Honestly, because it’s my third, I feel like I’ve been pregnant for like six years, seriously.”
Wasn’t that informative and amazeballz?
I want to write some exciting information about my life as well, maybe PR companies want to share it with their employees!
How about this:
Blogger CanCan of MomMostTraveled.com fame is wrapping up her last year as a teacher. After June 19th, CanCan plans to focus full time on blogging and freelance video production.
CanCan quips, “The other day I brought a salad to school for lunch, but I ended up being very hungry all day and had some green beans from the school canteen. I wanted some Pho but they only had the other kind of noodles that I don’t like. Since I can’t have dairy I was sort of screwed and they even had neon green dim sum instead of gyoza that day. I was super bummed.”
CanCan says her first order of business after the school year is to organize her closet and get rid of old baby stuff, “maybe on craigslist or eBay, or a yard sale,” says the busy mommy blogger.
I bet they will be glad to know!
This post was inspired in part by Mommy Niri.